ASW Episode 266
Walks Into a Bar…
A Top Ten list, a hardening guide, and a password strength checker walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
The Top Ten list says, “I’ll tell you why it’s not.”
The hardening guide says, “I’ll tell you how to make it one.”
The password strength checker says, “You need a number.”
So the bartender says, “The three of you need to leave.”
To which the Top Ten list responds, “I’ll be back in a few years.”
The hardening guide shrugs, “I should have done that by default.”
And the password strength checker adds, “You need a special character.”
They leave and the appsec sitting at the bar breathes a sigh of relief.
The bartender notices and says, “Yeah, we have standards here.”